I have achieved a new level in Geekhood. I saw this shirt over at Diesel Sweeties, and I actually LOLed. I felt great pity for myself afterwards... But that still won't stop me from buying this shirt.
This man's got nothing original. His jokes are stolen, his ideas are hacked and done, and his thinking is nothing new. But - you'll never meet a hedonistic character more eccentric or charismatic than him. He's part pervert, only slightly mad - a humble egotist, an honest liar, and a nice asshole, a smart idiot, a religious blasphemer, a paradox, an enigma, living simply, yet thinking complicatedly.